Natural Born Citizenship Test for candidates who are not natural born citizens, and therefore not eligible to run for President:
This is not the usual New York test. More like the California version, which asks things like specific historical dates of minor battles in forgotten wars.
1. From what Borough of New York City does Donald Trump come?
2. In which Borough of New York City did Archie Bunker live?
3. What character on Archie Bunker show does Donald Trump's Father most closely resemble?
4. How much money did Donald Trump inherit from his parents in the 1980s?
5. How much is Donald Trump worth now? [Hint: If he spends his last dime on his campaign for POTUS, he'll outspend Clinton by $1 billion dollars.]
6. How does that rate of return compare to businessmen [who inherited nothing and actually developed real estate instead of merely licensing their own last name to go on other people's buildings?
7. What part of New York values does Donald Trump have?
A: Queens values. [I'm showing mercy by giving him an answer or two because he'll never get this one.]
8. Who else has Queens values?
A: The GOP base.
9. What happens to people who try to stop a train filled with the GOP base by stepping in front of the train?
10. Who wins if GOP leaders tell people to vote Clinton?
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